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Self-Described Psychic Maps the Heavens: Nordics, Watchers and a Ladder of Dimensions

A Reddit user posting to r/Experiencers offers a personal model of the cosmos, which the author says does not align with mainstream physics.

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A Reddit user posting to r/Experiencers has set out what is described as a "messy dump" of thoughts on higher dimensions, Nordic aliens and a class of beings called Earth Watchers. The author states plainly that the framework is subjective and does not align with mainstream physics, but is offered as a way of making sense of personal encounters.

According to the post, the author is a "pretty strong" psychic who acquired the ability only a little over a year ago, and who does not practise it as a profession. The writer says the Earth Watchers, with whom a short conversation was once held, were left in charge of the planet after the Creator departed. They are said to be cold, distant and non-interfering, dwelling in Earth's highest dimension, which the author says aliens cannot reach.

Beneath that level, the post proposes, sit the alien civilizations. Nordic and other human-looking beings are described as distant relatives of humanity, the Creator being humanoid in form. They are not, the author insists, time-travelling future humans, and the writer adds that aliens cannot travel in time at all, which is called a universal rule. The author suggests they may show what humanity becomes after ascending to the next dimension, with longer lives and mind-to-mind communication in which lying is impossible.

The post further claims that ancient non-human natives live in another dimension of Earth, not underground. The author guesses they may be greys or reptilians and speculates about passages near the poles, while admitting this part is conjecture. The Earth Watchers, the writer says, confirmed only that these beings are not human.

On memory, the author writes that some aliens can erase specific memories without machines, and that spirits empowered by dark magic can do so even better. The writer says this was experienced personally. Alien ships, the post suggests, are steered by consciousness merged with the pilot, and some beings use bodies only as temporary vessels, which is offered as the reason their kin do not rescue recovered bodies.

The author concludes on a hopeful note: Earth was made as a good home, and humanity will ascend naturally when morality and technology are balanced, perhaps in thousands of years, provided nuclear weapons do not intervene first. The post closes by declaring itself open to discussion.

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