Dreamer Reports Year-Long Siege by Goblins on the Astral Plane

THE ASTRAL PLANE — A Reddit user posting to r/starseeds has appealed to fellow members for help, describing what the author characterizes as a year of attacks by goblins encountered during astral projection.

According to the post, the author had previously sought advice from the community and was grateful for it. The author describes the creatures as scary and malevolent, and writes that they do not want the author to project at all.

The account holds that the trouble followed the author even after the author chose to stop. Projection, the post states, began happening during sleep, with the writer slipping into the astral plane, being attacked, and returning to find all of their energy taken.

The activity then ceased for months, the author writes. Last night, however, the author reports flying toward some destination before being pulled downward. The author then found themselves in their bedroom with goblins standing around them.

The post closes with a plea for a way to make the creatures leave forever, and asks for any advice or help. No replies are included in the material available to this newspaper, and no skeptical commentary accompanied the account. Readers who find sleep disturbances troubling may wish to consult a physician, a course of action this desk offers without prejudice to the goblins.