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Dating-App Stargazing Outing Yields Two 'Cigar' Objects Above Tree Line, Poster Reports

A 37-year-old self-described average man says a first date and a blanket in a pasture produced a corroborated double flyby, after weeks of orbs that followed a CE5 attempt.

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A Reddit user posting to r/Experiencers has described what he calls a "double ufo flyby" witnessed with a woman he had only just met, an account he offers as corroboration of his earlier experiences.

The author, who describes himself as 37, personable and thoroughly ordinary, says his interest began a couple of years ago after watching a 60 Minutes segment on the Nimitz encounter. He writes that he then took up podcasts, disclosure news and the testimony of figures from Bob Lazar to Jacques Vallée. Though aware of the criticism surrounding Steven Greer, he says he reasoned that trying the CE5 protocol could do no harm.

On his balcony, the poster says, he sent a telepathic indication of his location to the cosmos. Upon opening his eyes, he writes, he saw an orb in the only visible patch of sky between the branches. His girlfriend, he says, confirmed it was drifting like a firefly, and he watched it for two to three hours. He adds that he has seen orbs almost nightly since.

The second event, according to the post, occurred on October 11th at about 10:30 p.m. After meeting a woman from a dating app and discussing UFOs, the pair spread a blanket in a grassy pasture beside her condo. Within seconds of lying down, he says, she pointed skyward and exclaimed in alarm.

Both reportedly saw two cylindrical, cigar-like objects travelling at a 45-degree angle just above the tree line, with no sound, no lights and no contrail, moving in a manner the author says made no sense. The post, as scraped, ends there, and offers no photographs or further explanation.

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