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Experiencer Reports Petitioning Council of Elders, Mislaying a Zeta in the Process

A Reddit user on r/Experiencers says a visit to the 'Ancient Ones' went off-plan, and that a verdict is still to come.

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A Reddit user posting to r/Experiencers has described a recent visit to what the author calls a council of the Ancient Ones, said to be elders of the various species that interact with Earth. The post, titled "Talking with the council," was published on 29 October 2026.

According to the author, this was not a first call. The writer says to have attended a couple of times before, and went this time to ask for help in one specific area of life. The post does not say which area.

The author states the visit did not go according to plan, chiefly because there was none. "Apparently my Spirit did," the writer says, and goes on to suggest, with an emoji of laughter, that a Zeta extraterrestrial was inadvertently kidnapped in the course of events.

The help requested was framed as repayment for the author's participation with the Zetas. According to the post, the Zeta in question behaved as though he did not know what was happening. The author was told the council would announce its decision at a later date.

The writer describes themselves as a lifelong ET and NHI experiencer since 1958, and closes by asking whether any other readers have dealt with the council. No replies were included in the material available to this newspaper, and no independent corroboration of the proceedings has been offered. The council's ruling is awaited.

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