Vol. I · No. 19 Price: One Tinfoil Hat

“All the News That’s Unfit to Believe”

FROM THE BOARDS

Anonymous Poster Seeks Field Guide to Elite Factions of Serpent and Eagle

A thread on 4chan's /x/ board asks who the "eagle bloodline" might be, and draws 45 replies ranging from Aztec legend to Greek gods to Dr. Seuss.

Strangeness 3 of 5

An anonymous poster on 4chan's /x/ board has opened an inquiry into what the author calls the two great houses of the elite: a "serpent bloodline," which the post says plainly descends from reptilians, and an "eagle bloodline," whose origins the author confesses not to know.

The author wonders whether the eagles might be the tall whites, the Pleiadians, or the Atlanteans. The post also asks whether the two factions are at war, and notes that although serpents were apparently involved in founding America, the nation chose the eagle as its emblem. Are they partners, the author asks, and where might one read more?

The replies were not unanimous. One poster demanded to know where the idea came from, saying they had never encountered it. Another said they had seen the supposed war mentioned on Twitter and in older /x/ threads, though information on the eagle side was scarce. A third supplied a link to an archive search of the board and dismissed the whole notion as a distraction from real conspiracies.

Much of the discussion turned to Mexico. Several posters pointed to the feathered serpent of Aztec tradition, with one asking whether feathers were literal or an ancient misreading of flying objects. Another recounted the foundation legend of an eagle perched on a cactus devouring a snake, an image that one commenter admitted to noticing on the national emblem only that day.

Others offered grander lineages. One reply assigned the eagle to Zeus and Ba'al and the serpent to Oceanus and Yam, locked in a billion-year feud over a sister. Another held that angels are flying snakes. A further commenter argued that birds are simply reptiles with better reputations.

The thread later drifted into quarrels among posters over cacti, Hebrew letters, and who was replying to whom. No consensus on who is who had been reached at the time of writing.

More from the Monday, October 26, 2026 Edition