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Author Announces 40-Day 'Ascension' to Begin at 11:11 on November 11th

Patricia Cota Robles writes that Beings of Light have prepared humanity for a portal opening and a season of accelerated spiritual change ending at the December solstice.

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Author Announces 40-Day 'Ascension' to Begin at 11:11 on November 11th
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A message published on the Era of Light website, credited to author Patricia Cota Robles, declares that humanity stands at a turning point and is being readied for what it calls the 11:11 Activation. According to the text, the event begins on November 11th and runs forty days, concluding at the December 21, 2026 Solstice.

The author writes that Beings of Light in what she terms the Realms of Illumined Truth have said 2026 is the year in which humanity en masse begins a rapid shift into "Christ Consciousness," a change they reportedly thought impossible for centuries. The shift, the message states, will gather momentum through 2030 and benefit all of Creation.

The piece credits earlier celestial occasions with preparing the ground: the opening of the Lion's Gate, an August eclipse series and the September 22nd Equinox. These are said to have raised humanity's vibration so that it may receive higher Solar Light Codes, which the message says are recalibrating the pineal, pituitary and hypothalamus glands.

Most of the text takes the form of a guided meditation, to be read in the first person plural. Readers are asked to breathe deeply, imagine ascending through a multidimensional doorway, and perceive a shaft of light the author calls the 5th-Dimensional Solar Spine. This, she writes, aligns each person with the axes of Earth and the galaxy.

On November 11th at 11:11, the message states, each person's "I AM Presence" and the Company of Heaven will activate dormant geometric codes in what it describes as crystalline strands of DNA. The author says this will begin a transfiguration from carbon-based bodies into crystalline light bodies. The post offers no independent evidence for these claims, and the text closes, in its own words, with the benediction: "And so it is."

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