Vol. I · No. 16 Price: One Tinfoil Hat

“All the News That’s Unfit to Believe”

The Morgue

The Archive

Every story we have printed, from the merely odd to the frankly impossible. Filter by strangeness, section, source or month.

36 stories match · page 1 of 2

  1. · The Occult Desk

    Emerald Green Dragon Tribe Says It Never Left, Asks Only to Be Called Upon

    A channeled chapter from Caroline Oceana Ryan's book states that dragons are aiding Earth's ascension and keeping out of sight of the world's militaries.

    ◉◉◉○○Strangeness 3 of 5 · Era of Light

  2. · The Occult Desk

    Jinn Were Never Lamp-Bound Wish Merchants, Art Platform Argues; Medieval Baghdad Painted Them Tending Bath Furnaces

    An essay from Exhibo Art Platform, flagged by The Anomalist, sets out to separate the hidden ones of Arabian tradition from the blue, joke-cracking genie of animation.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · Exhibo Art Platform

  3. · The Occult Desk

    12th-Dimensional 'Creators' Tell Humanity: You Hold the Power, Not the Tycoons

    A channeled message published by Era of Light urges readers to stop looking outward at the powerful and to start directing their own reality.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · Era of Light

  4. · The Occult Desk

    Retrograde Parade Draws Astrologer and Author to Wednesday Livestream

    Christopher Knowles of The Secret Sun announces an evening discussion of planetary retrogrades and a general sense of being stuck.

    ◉○○○○Strangeness 1 of 5 · The Secret Sun (Christopher Knowles)

  5. · The Occult Desk

    Archangel Michael Advises Readers That Ascension Has Already Occurred, and Will

    A channeled message published by Era of Light says all timelines and selves are happening at once, and that listeners are standing at a dimensional door.

    ◉◉◉○○Strangeness 3 of 5 · Era of Light

  6. · The Occult Desk

    Rose Ley Lines Stir Beneath the Earth, Channeled Message Says; Public Urged to Slow Down

    A transmission attributed to Mary Magdalene and published on Era of Light counsels humanity to trade hurry for tenderness.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · Era of Light

  7. · The Occult Desk

    Broadcasting Executive, 42, Reports Floating From Sofa After Strange Spring Vibrations

    A post from Unariun Wisdom recounts how Robert A. Monroe, a conventional suburban family man, says an afternoon rest in 1958 led to the discovery of a "second body."

    ◉◉◉○○Strangeness 3 of 5 · Unarius Academy of Science

  8. · The Occult Desk

    Couple Summons Prince Seere for Treasure Hunt, Returns With Army Backpack

    An anonymous /x/ poster describes a anniversary cabin weekend of chalk circles, wine libations and a possessed girlfriend; the board's verdict is divided.

    ◉◉◉○○Strangeness 3 of 5 · 4chan /x/ (Paranormal)

  9. · The Occult Desk

    Incense Seller's Fatal Bus Crash Said to Echo in Birthmarks of Child Born Two Years Later

    A Reddit post revisits a Sri Lankan reincarnation case, citing published research by Icelandic psychologist Dr. Erlendur Haraldsson.

    ◉◉◉○○Strangeness 3 of 5 · r/HighStrangeness

  10. · The Occult Desk

    Pleiadian Collective Advises Humanity to Dissolve the Staircase and Empty the Attic of the Mind

    A channeled message published by Era of Light says Earth is in "sacred motion" and counsels readers to set judgment aside.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · Era of Light

  11. · The Occult Desk

    Kryon Asks 'Who's There?' and Answers: The Departed Never Left, and May Be Seated Beside You

    A channeled message published by Era of Light describes a 'forever agreement' under which loved ones remain near the living, even while reincarnating elsewhere.

    ◉◉◉○○Strangeness 3 of 5 · Era of Light

  12. · The Occult Desk

    Blogger Nominates 1987 Carpenter Chiller for 'Hall of Fame' After Late-Night Rewatch

    Christopher Knowles of The Secret Sun writes that 'Prince of Darkness', long half-forgotten, hooked him 'like a fish' on a recent viewing.

    ◉○○○○Strangeness 1 of 5 · The Secret Sun (Christopher Knowles)

  13. · The Occult Desk

    Entity Styling Herself 'Ninth of Nine' Forecasts 'Crystal Winds' Rising From Saharan Lakebed

    A channeled message published on Era of Light draws on Chad's dust-laden Bodélé Depression to urge readers toward awakening, honesty and care for the Earth.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · Era of Light

  14. · The Occult Desk

    Pluto Resumes Forward March at 3° Aquarius; Astrologers Advise Citizens to Expect Wolves at the Door

    A writer at Era of Light reports that the distant planet's turn to direct motion, joined by a square with retrograde Venus, will stir old fears and, with luck, new purpose.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · Era of Light

  15. · The Occult Desk

    Ouija Board Survey Results Published; 58% Call Board a Tool for Spirit Contact

    Higgypop posts the full findings of a survey on how the public regards the talking board, though the scraped page offers few further particulars.

    ◉○○○○Strangeness 1 of 5 · Higgypop

  16. · The Occult Desk

    Army Officer's 1983 Gateway Report Surfaces Again, Minus Its Famous Page 25

    The Black Vault republishes a 29-page assessment of hemisphere-synchronization training, along with an account of the long hunt for one absent leaf.

    ◉○○○○Strangeness 1 of 5 · The Black Vault

  17. · The Occult Desk

    Machines Asked to Judge 'The Key'; Verdict: The Master Was Likely Strieber's Own Mind

    A reader's multi-program analysis of Whitley Strieber's 1990s account concludes the book's value lies in its ethics, not its cosmology or its prophecies.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · Unknown Country (Whitley Strieber)

  18. · The Occult Desk

    Breakfast Reverie Prompts Query: Do Babylonian Wedges Lurk in Goetic Sigils?

    A Reddit user on r/occult asks whether ancient cuneiform and the seals of the Goetia might share a common ancestry, or merely a trick of the eye.

    ◉○○○○Strangeness 1 of 5 · r/occult

  19. · The Occult Desk

    Christopher Lee's Forgotten 1977 Picture 'End of the World' Held to Harbor Deepest Occult UFOlogy

    Writer Christopher Knowles finds a low-budget B-movie more revealing of our 'surreality' than any great film, and wonders what the late actor was doing in it.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · The Secret Sun (Christopher Knowles)

  20. · The Occult Desk

    Podcast Panel Weighs AI Egregores, Viral Memes and the Ethics of the Fly Zombie Brain

    A Substack episode listing promises talk of alchemy, bot scammers and whether a fly-brain creation might be asked about God.

    ◉◉◉○○Strangeness 3 of 5 · MFTIC Research (My Family Thinks I'm Crazy)

  21. · The Occult Desk

    Bedford Widow Proclaimed Herself 'Daughter of God' and Kept Rooms Ready for Bishops

    The Panacea Society, founded in 1919, held that Eden lay within three miles of its church and that a furnished terraced house awaited the Second Coming.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · Paranormal Daily News

  22. · The Occult Desk

    Dreamer Reports Year-Long Siege by Goblins on the Astral Plane

    A Reddit user appeals to the r/starseeds community for a means of sending the creatures away for good.

    ◉◉◉○○Strangeness 3 of 5 · r/starseeds

  23. · The Occult Desk

    Human Design Practitioner Tells Podcast Host the Sleeping Phoenix Phase Is Upon Us

    Daniel Gillifix, in conversation on the MFTIC Research Substack, links individual lives to a larger world cycle and a coming emphasis on individuality.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · MFTIC Research (My Family Thinks I'm Crazy)

  24. · The Occult Desk

    Migraine Sufferer Reports Vision of Distant Friend's Curled Hair and Two White Clips

    A poster on r/remoteviewing says a three-year-old episode of pain and closed eyes produced a detailed image of a friend 200 miles away, later confirmed by text.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · r/remoteviewing

  25. · The Occult Desk

    Time Is Alive, Listening and Slightly Nosey, Says Author; Body Said to Be Antenna

    Gillian MacBeth Louthan's latest essay holds that every decision spawns a parallel world and that love knocks on the door of the heart like a persistent welcome wagon.

    ◉◉○○○Strangeness 2 of 5 · Era of Light